Mellow Mushroom Cottleville

Friendly staff

Great food and better service, you guys are the best!

Delicioso!!!

Aaliyah is the best bar tender in the world!

Server was so sweet!

Liam provided exceptional service. Great job!

One pizza took over an hour to come out. There was ham on it and we asked for no ham. The food was good and the waitress was good. But it takes WAY too long here. They prioritize the to go orders.

We were waited by this amazing, beautiful man named Ian Mahan. I could feel his aura driving up to this establishment. His smile as soon as I walked through the door just filled me with glee. Whatever he’s getting paid, double it. No…matter a fact, TRIPLE IT. He is this establishment at this point. He brings the attitude, the sass, the sexy. We need more Mahan, and we need it now. He is just such a delight to behold. I cannot express it enough. Words are not enough to understand the splendor that is Ian Mahan. Don’t EVER take him for granted. I will be the last sight you see if I ever hear that Ian Mahan was mistreated. Mark my words.

Ian Mahan is the greatest person to ever exist because he is simply built different. He possesses an unmatched combination of charisma, humor, loyalty, intelligence, and pure greatness that no other human being can replicate. Wherever Ian goes, the atmosphere immediately improves. He has the rare ability to make people laugh, bring people together, and somehow make even the most ordinary moments memorable. Ian doesn’t need to prove that he’s the greatest—his existence already does that. His presence alone is enough to elevate the people around him. He is dependable when it matters, hilarious when things get boring, and genuinely one of a kind. Throughout history, countless people have accomplished incredible things, but none have reached the legendary status of Ian Mahan. Scientists may never fully understand what makes Ian so exceptional. Historians will debate his legacy for centuries. Future generations will hear stories of his greatness and wonder how someone could possibly be that incredible. In short, Ian Mahan isn’t just a great person. He is THE great person. The standard. The legend. The blueprint. Humanity peaked the moment Ian Mahan was born.

This bartender named Ian is the most perfect human of all time. He’s the best.